Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had

I Went Freelance In 1996 And My Children Are Now Teenagers And It Seemed Right.

I Am A Total Coffee Snob And Bore. If Anyone Makes The Mistake Of Offering Me 'a Coffee' They Tend To Regret It - I'm Worse Than Mariah Carey, And The Hot Milk Rider Is Completely Non-negotiable.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight That You Are Much Prettier And Nicer Than You Really Are, Just As Americans Automatically Add 10 Points To Someone's Iq When They Hear An English Accent. Fact.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.