Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

It's Very Hard To Self-motivate Without Someone Standing Over You Snarling, Ready To Hurl The Chalk At Your Head At The Slightest Slackening.

People Always Say Theres No Such Thing As Bad Publicity, And You Always Think Theyre Right, Because It Seems Self-evident: Nobodys Going To Buy A Magazine That Nobody Ever Talks About, So People Should Want To Buy A Magazine That Everybodys Talking About.

When I'm Called Unkind... That Really Cuts To The Quick. You Can Say Anything Else That You Like About Me.