Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had

I Talk To Bankers, Distributors, Marketing People. I Used To Sit At Home In My Tracksuit Bottoms, And The Real Excitement Of My Day Would Be Going Out To Get A Copy Of Private Eye And A Latte.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

Of Course I'm Naughty. I've Always Had To Compete For Attention, You See.

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

Without My Johnson Trademark Mop Of Yellow Hair, I Think I Would Be Nothing.