If There's Anything I Like Better Than

Only Fools Are Positive.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Shut Up And Say Something.

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

Our Genius Ain't Appreciated Around Here... Let's Scram!