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I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

I Have To Tell You, Though, The Sexism In Late Night Talk Is So Profound.

I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.