If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste

Whatever We Worship, Short Of God, Is Sure To Be Our Undoing.

We Cough Because We Can't Help It, But Others Do It On Purpose.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

People Find It Hard To Be Both Comic And Serious, Though Life Manages It Easily Enough.

No Good Neurotic Finds It Difficult To Be Both Opinionated And Indecisive.