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The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One Eye, But He Cannot Remember Which.

The Neurotic Circles Ceaselessly Above A Fogged-in Airport.

My Doctor Is Nice; Every Time I See Him, I'm Ashamed Of What I Think Of Doctors In General.

The Neurotic Would Like To Trust His Analyst - If Only Because He's Paying Him So Much Money. But He Can't - Because If The Analyst Really Cared, He'd Be Doing It For Nothing.

A Hypochondriac Is One Who Has A Pill For Everything Except What Ails Him.