It Upsets Women To Be, Or Not

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

The Plague Of Government Is Senile Delinquency.

The Neurotic Would Like To Trust His Analyst - If Only Because He's Paying Him So Much Money. But He Can't - Because If The Analyst Really Cared, He'd Be Doing It For Nothing.

There Is Always Some Specific Moment When We Become Aware That Our Youth Is Gone; But, Years After, We Know It Was Much Later.

When "why Not Do It?" Barely Outweighs "why Do It?" — Don't Do It.