When I Say, 'i Don't Care What

Violence Won't Solve A Thing. It Makes It More Challenging To Solve, Though.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

I'm Not Saying Looting Is Good, ... But I'm Saying Surely At A Time When Your Child Needs Diapers And You Need Food, When Does Looting Stop.

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.

Racial Humor Was About 35% Of My Act When I First Started. But I Realized That It Was A Crutch. What Brought It Home Was When Another Comedian Said To Me, 'if You Changed Color Tomorrow, You Wouldn't Have Any Material.' He Meant It As A Put-down, But I Took It As A Challenge.