The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is

My Grandfather Said, "when You Become Senile, You Won't Know It."

Parents Are People Who Yell And They Yell And They Yell And They Yell. And You Already Have The Point... And They're Still Yelling.

Romance Is A Different Word Than Sexual Contact.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

My Dad Came Over To The House... Went Into His Pocket And Pulled Out A Handful Of Money, And Began To Pass It Out To The Children... This Was The Same Man Who, When I Was His Child, I Would Ask Him For 50 Cents, This Man Would Tell Me His Life's Story.