Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

Kill Myself? Killing Myself Is The Last Thing I'd Ever Do. Now I Have A Purpose, A Reason To Live. I Don't Care Who I Have To Face, I Don't Care Who I Have To Fight, I Will Not Rest Until This Street Gets A Stop Sign!

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.

I Always Enjoyed Writing. I Did Playlets In High School, I Did Radio Shows In College. That's One Of The Reasons I Went Down To Second City, Because You Could Do Acting And Writing.

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.