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I Hate Nassau And The Bahamas. It's One Of Those Places I'd Always Wanted To Visit Since Reading Ian Fleming But It Was Full Of Casinos With Americans In Shorts.

I Don't Think Much Of Anything I Wrote Before The Age Of 30.

I Am A Sweet Old Softy, But It Took Toughness To Get Through What I Went Through.

I Feel Like The Only Person In The World Who Sees David Beckham Modelling His Swimming Pants On The Cover Of Elle Magazine And Thinks - Oh, How Much Better A Handsome Guy Like You Would Look, David, Without All Those Dumb Ink Stains Stitched Into Your Skin.

My Parents Gave Up A Lot To Bring Me Up In The Little House On The Prairie, And I Wasn't Prepared To Make Those Sacrifices, Nor Was The Generation Before Me And The Generation After.