When You Have A Kid, Money Matters.

I Can't Think Of A Bigger Waste Of Police Time Than Chasing Somebody Who Has Said Something Offensive On Twitter.

Grammar Schools Are Public Schools Without The Sodomy.

Tattoos Are So Widespread, So Ugly And So Very, Very Permanent. You Can, In Theory, Have Them Removed - But A Large Chunk Of Your Living Flesh Will Go With It.

If Someone Does Something Illegal On Twitter - Like Incite Hatred, Or Make Racist Remarks, Or Threaten To Rip Someone's Intestines Out If They Insult Justin Bieber - Then There Has To Be Some Way Of Censuring Them.

A Tattoo Doesn't Make You Look Like An Individual.