The Tattooed Nation Will Live To Regret

My Teenage Years Were Spent Trying To Look Like Rod Stewart - I Ended Up Looking Like Dave Hill From Slade.

The Most Convincing Argument Against Early Parenthood Is That You Are In A Relationship That Is Likely To Fall Apart Before That Child Grows Up.

Grammar Schools Are Public Schools Without The Sodomy.

I Can't Think Of A Bigger Waste Of Police Time Than Chasing Somebody Who Has Said Something Offensive On Twitter.

My Principal Motivation Is Supporting My Family, Which Is Not A Bad Reason For Getting Up In The Morning. That's Always Been My Motivation - To Take Care Of The People Who Rely On Me.