The Tattooed Nation Will Live To Regret

When He Was Born, I Looked At My Little Boy And Felt An Unconditional Love I Never Knew Was Inside Me. As He Grew, And I Watched Him Stagger About, Squeak His First Words, And Turn Into A Beautiful Little Boy, That Feeling Did Not Change.

My Teenage Years Were Spent Trying To Look Like Rod Stewart - I Ended Up Looking Like Dave Hill From Slade.

It Can't Always Be A Honeymoon

And So We Stayed Out In The Garden Of The Old House Until We Couldn't Kick A Ball, Laughing In The Gathering Twilight, Making The Most Of The Good Weather And All The Days That Were Left, Our Little Game Watched Only By Next Door's Cat, And Every Star In The Heavens.

The Most Convincing Argument Against Early Parenthood Is That You Are In A Relationship That Is Likely To Fall Apart Before That Child Grows Up.