If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.