If Scotland And America Go To War,

During The Cold War, West Berlin Was An Exclave - A Tiny Outpost Of Liberalism Surrounded By People Who Want To Crush It. It Was Like Austin, Texas.

In Los Angeles On Black Friday, A Woman Pepper Sprayed Wal-mart Shoppers Who Tried To Cut In Line. The Police Acted Fast By Immediately Hiring Her To Get Rid Of Peaceful Protesters Outside Banking Institutions All Across The United States.

I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy Laugh, But Apparently I Do.

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.

I Don't Know Now If I'm Funny. I Just Keep Talking And Hope That I Hit Something That's Funny.