Modern Dancing Is Old Fashioned.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

When Someone Does Something Good, Applaud! You Will Make Two People Happy.

A Wide Screen Just Makes A Bad Film Twice As Bad.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

We Have Passed A Lot Of Water Since Then.