Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog,

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.