If 4 Out Of 5 People Suffer

The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.

Religion Has Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man ... Living In The Sky. Who Watches Everything You Do Every Minute Of Every Day. And The Invisible Man Has A List Of Ten Specific Things He Doesn't Want You To Do. And If You Do Any Of These Things, He Will Send You To A Special Place, Of Burning And Fire And Smoke And Torture And Anguish For You To Live Forever, And Suffer, And Suffer, And Burn, And Scream, Until The End Of Time. But He Loves You. He Loves You. He Loves You And He Needs Money.