Hooray For Most Things!

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

If You Vote And You Elect Dishonest, Incompetent People Into Office Who Screw Everything Up, You Are Responsible For What They Have Done. You Caused The Problem; You Voted Them In; You Have No Right To Complain

You Can't Fight City Hall, But You Can Goddamn Sure Blow It Up.

You Know What I Like About The American Form Of Government? They've Worked Things Out So That You're Never Far From A 7-eleven.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.