Hooray For Most Things!

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

By And Large, Language Is A Tool For Concealing The Truth.

I Recently Bought A Book Of Free Verse. For Twelve Dollars.

There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those Who Can Count, And Those Who Cannot.

Religion Has Convinced People That There's An Invisible Man ... Living In The Sky. Who Watches Everything You Do Every Minute Of Every Day. And The Invisible Man Has A List Of Ten Specific Things He Doesn't Want You To Do. And If You Do Any Of These Things, He Will Send You To A Special Place, Of Burning And Fire And Smoke And Torture And Anguish For You To Live Forever, And Suffer, And Suffer, And Burn, And Scream, Until The End Of Time. But He Loves You. He Loves You. He Loves You And He Needs Money.