If Only God Would Give Me Some

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

You Know What My Philosophy Of Life Is? That It’s Important To Have Some Laughs, But You Got To Suffer A Little Too, Because Otherwise You Miss The Whole Point To Life.

Photons Have Mass? I Didn’t Even Know They Were Catholic.

Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life Imitate Tv?

There's No Correlation Between What The Public Likes And What I'm After. I'm In A Different World.