If Only God Would Give Me Some

What If Nothing Exists And We're All In Somebody's Dream?

I Cannot Say For Certain That God Does Not Exist; I Think The Worst Thing That Can Be Said About Him Is That He's A Bit Of An Underachiever.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except In Self Defense.

Meanwhile, The Minute You Put On The Dotted Line Your Sam Hancock - And Before A Notary - You'll Not Only Get The Negative But Elsie Makes A Wonderful Stuffed Cabbage Which We'll Include Gratis A Few Portions But Return The Jars Please.