To Fall In Love You Have To

If One Can't Be Happy, One Must Be Amused.

The English Lord Marries For Love, And Is Rather Inclined To Love Where Money Is; He Rarely Marries In Order To Improve His Coat Of Arms.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.

It's A Funny Thing That People Are Always Ready To Admit It If They've No Talent For Drawing Or Music, Whereas Everyone Imagines That They Themselves Are Capable Of True Love, Which Is A Talent Like Any Other, Only Far More Rare.