If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends

I Did Not Believe In The War. I Thought It Was Wrong To Go Into Any War. And I Got To The War, And Saw The Germans, And I Changed My Mind. I Decided We Were Right Going Into World War Ii.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.

When I Write, I Use An Underwood #5 Made In 1920. Someone Gave Me An Electric Typewriter, But There's No Use Pretending You Can Use Machinery That Thinks Faster Than You Do. An Electric Typewriter Is Ready To Go Before I Have Anything To Say.

There's Nothing People Like Better Than Being Asked An Easy Question. For Some Reason, We're Flattered When A Stranger Asks Us Where Maple Street Is In Our Hometown And We Can Tell Him.

Those To Whom His Word Was Revealed Were Always Alone In Some Remote Place, Like Moses. There Wasn't Anyone Else Around When Mohammed Got The Word Either. Mormon Joseph Smith And Christian Scientist, Mary Baker Eddy, Had Exclusive Audiences With God. We Have To Trust Them As Reporters--and You Know How Reporters Are. They'll Do Anything For A Story.