If Nothing Else, I'm A Decent Quote.

I Had A Very Detailed Retirement Plan, And I Feel Like I've Met Every Aspect Of It: A Lot Of Golf, A Lot Of Carbs, A Lot Of Fried Food, And Some Booze, Occasionally - I've Been Completely Committed... The Results Have Shown.

I Cook A Little - I've Never Taken Classes Or Anything - But Enough To Get By.

I Want Everyone To Look Back And Think That I Was Awesome.

I'm Gonna Have To Start Winning Some Of The Matches To Call It A Rivalry!

I'm The Most Successful Bad Player Ever.