I Cook A Little - I've Never

I Want Everyone To Look Back And Think That I Was Awesome.

Almost Everybody's Here Doing The Same Thing. Who Am I To Come Up With An Excuse When There's 64 Other Players Here Doing The Same Thing? 63 Others, Sorry.

I'm The Most Successful Bad Player Ever.

My Serve Has Killed A Small Dog ... I'm Joking, I'm Joking! The Dog Was Huge!

No, If I Wore A Sleeveless Shirt, People Would Try To Feed Me After The Match. If You Got The Guns, Go For It. I Got Two Breadsticks Sticking Out Of My Sleeve. I'll Stick With Sleeves.