If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.