If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.