If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.

Elvis Up In Michigan And Maybe Out In Mars.

I Still Consider It A Summer Job, Though. So, I Try To Maintain That Summer Job As Long As I Can. But It's Exciting To Be Able To Have The Opportunity To Do Things I Always Dreamed Of As A Kid.

Live A Lie, And You Will Live To Regret It; That's What Livin' Is To Me.