If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

My Occupational Hazard Is My Occupation's Just Not Around.

Moderation Is The Key So I Work Certain Amout Of Time And Then I Take A Certain Amount Of Time Off.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

If I Don't Die By Thursday, I'll Be Roaring Friday Night.