If Life Gives You Limes, Make Margaritas.

You Know Death Will Get You In The End, But If You Are Smart And Have A Sense Of Humor, You Can Thumb Your Nose At It For Awhile

Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On.

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred Years Too Late.