I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation

The Cheating Was Sweet, But My Heart Is Beat. Don't Tear It Apart, Please By-pass This Heart.

This Morning I Shot Six Holes In My Freezer. I Think I've Got Cabin Fever.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.