A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.