A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?