A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.