A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.