A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.