If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

Baseball Changes Through The Years. It Gets Milder.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make?

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?