If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be

(ty) Cobb Is A Prick. But He Sure Can Hit. God Almighty, That Man Can Hit.

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

I Don't Give A Damn About Any Actors. What Good Will John Barrymore Do You With The Bases Loaded And Two Down In A Tight Ball Game. Either I Get The Money (more Than Barrymore), Or I Don't Play!

All I Can Tell Them Is Pick A Good One And Sock It. I Get Back To The Dugout And They Ask Me What It Was I Hit And I Tell Them I Don't Know Except It Looked Good.

Wealth Is Always Attracted, Never Pursued.