If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

I Copied (shoeless Joe) Jackson's Style Because I Thought He Was The Greatest Hitter I Had Ever Seen, The Greatest Natural Hitter I Ever Saw. He's The Guy Who Made Me A Hitter.

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

Don't Be Afraid To Take Advice. There's Always Something New To Learn.

I'm Only Going One Way.