I Said I'm Going To Hit The

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

What I Am, What I Have, What I Am Going To Leave Behind Me - All This I Owe To The Game Of Baseball.

They Started Something Here, And The Kids Are Keeping The Ball Rolling.

What Do I Think About When I Strike Out? I Think About Hitting Home Runs.