I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I

I Won't Be Happy Until We Have Every Boy In America Between The Ages Of Six And Sixteen Wearing A Glove And Swinging A Bat.

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

Yesterday's Home Runs Don't Win Today's Games.

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?