If I'm Hip, We've Got A Problem

Graduation Is A Big Deal-bigger Than Getting A Hole-in-one While Golfing. People Might Think You're Lying About The Hole-in-one, But When You Graduate, You Get A Diploma.

I Don't Like Anything That Scares Me, And I Prefer To Face It Head On And Get Over It. Anyone Who Says They're Not Scared Is A Fool, A Liar Or Both. I Just Don't Want That Fear In My Stomach To Be Part Of My Life, So I Work To Eliminate It.

Learning What You Don't Want To Do Is The Next Best Thing To Figuring Out What You Want To Do.

The Map Of The World Is Always Changing; Sometimes It Happens Overnight. All It Takes Is The Blink Of An Eye, The Squeeze Of A Trigger, A Sudden Gust Of Wind. Wake Up And Your Life Is Perched On A Precipice; Fall Asleep, It Swallows You Whole.

Selling Your Apartment In New York Is Like Dating A Manic-depressive.. You Get Used To Cycles Of Elation And Despondency. Every Time Someone Would Come To See The Apartment, There Was The Thrill Of The Date. You Want To Be Presentable, So You Clean The Place Up, Make Sure It Smells Good, Put On Some Mood Lighting And Mellow Music.