If I Wrote A Book About England

There Is Nothing Quite So Terrifying As A Mad Sheep.

Believe Nothing Until It Has Been Officially Denied.

Never Underestimate The Effectiveness Of A Straight Cash Bribe.

Small Earthquake In Chile. Not Many Dead.

Nothing Sets A Person Up More Than Having Something Turn Out Just The Way It's Supposed To Be, Like Falling Into A Swiss Snowdrift And Seeing A Big Dog Come Up With A Little Cask Of Brandy Round Its Neck.