Believe Nothing Until It Has Been Officially

If I Wrote A Book About England I Should Call It What About Wednesday Week? Which Is What English People Say When They Are Making What They Believe To Be An Urgent Appointment.

Nothing Sets A Person Up More Than Having Something Turn Out Just The Way It's Supposed To Be, Like Falling Into A Swiss Snowdrift And Seeing A Big Dog Come Up With A Little Cask Of Brandy Round Its Neck.

An Autobiography Should Give The Reader Opportunity To Point Out The Author's Follies And Misconceptions.

There Is Nothing Quite So Terrifying As A Mad Sheep.

Believe Nothing Until It Has Been Officially Denied.