If I Write A Book It Will

Being A Father Is Like Directing Alien Or Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. It's Much More Difficult Than Directing An Episode Of Tv. Also, Directing A Show Or Movie Lasts A Few Months At Most, Parenting Lasts For Decades.

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

I Had A Moment When I First Got On Supernatural When I Was Like, Omg, People Are Paying Attention To Me And I Have Fans, Maybe I Should Cultivate An Image And Like Try To Seem Really Cool. I Had This Sort Of Moment Of Being Commercially Self Conscious, And It Took Me Maybe A Month To Realize, No, This Is Just Not Fucking Who I Am... Here's A Picture Of Me In Drag, Fuck It - Which Is, By The Way, So Much More Liberating And Relaxing... There's Not A More Surefire Way To Give A Stifled Boring Empty Vapid Meaningless Piece Of Interview. Everything That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Sucks If You're Trying To Say The Right Thing...

It Warms The Cockles Of My Heart. Words Chosen Carefully.

Dressage Is When You Put A Dress On Your Horse. It's Like Putting On Drag, But For Horses.