If I Were You, I'd Sue My

My Name Is Immaterial,' She Said. That's A Pretty Name,' Said Rincewind.

Are You A Philosopher? Where's Your Sponge?

A Good Plan Isn't One Where Someone Wins, It's Where Nobody Thinks They've Lost.

Demons Were Like Genies Or Philosophy Professors - If You Didn't Word Things Exactly Right, They Delighted In Giving You Absolutely Accurate And Completely Misleading Answers.

I Found While Driving In Wyoming That Wearing A Stetson And Driving A Beat-up Pickup Meant You Could Go As Fast As You Like, While The Police Picked Up Californian Winnebagos That Went One Mph Over 55. After All, They Wanted To Bring Money Into The State, Not Merely Circulate It.