I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !