If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

I Saw A Dog Wearing A Sweater And I Thought That Looked Ridiculous 'cause Dogs Don't Have Arms. If You're Going To Put Clothes On The Dog, You Should Put Two Pairs Of Pants On It.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.