If I Was Any More On Edge,

It's Cool To Know That You're Doing Something That People Of All Ages Can Watch And Enjoy, Even Though My Bread And Butter Is A Little Dirtier. It's Cool To Just Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.

It's Weird To Have People So Interested In Your Personal Life. It's A Part Of The Business That Grosses Me Out. I'm Always Bummed Out For People Who Just Happen To Be Dating A Celebrity, And They're Also Famous, And They Can't Live Their Life.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were To Get A Tattoo, It Would Be The Two Masks, And They Would Be Both Smiling.