If I Watch An Episode Of Snl,

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

I'm A Tearless Clown. If I Were To Get A Tattoo, It Would Be The Two Masks, And They Would Be Both Smiling.

If I Was Any More On Edge, I'd Be Bono.

I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.

It's Just Cool To Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.