If I Stay Healthy, I Have A

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I Could Have Played Another Year, But I Would Have Been Playing For The Money, And Baseball Deserves Better Than That.

Every Time I Sit With Our General Manager At A Baseball Game, And There's Number-cruncher And Statistician Guy - I'm Sitting Around - They Start Talking About Stuff, And I Say, 'what's That? I've Never Heard Of That One Before.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.

I Was Scared Everyday I Put On The Uniform.