There's Nothing Like Opening Day. There's Nothing

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

Even Today, If The Royals Win Six Games All Year, If They're Going To Go 6-156, I Hope They Beat The Yankees Six Times.

I Never Lifted A Weight In My Life. Why Am I Going To Do Steroids? That's Not Going To Do Me Any Good. We Didn't Have Any Weights In Our Clubhouse. We Had One Exercise Bike And That Was For The Guy Who Tweaked His Hamstring. And That Thing Didn't Even Work Half The Time.

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.