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What's Real? What's Not? That's What I Do In My Act, Test How Other People Deal With Reality.

Whenever I Play A Role, Whether It's Good Or Bad, An Evil Person Or Nice Person, I Believe In Being A Purist And Going All The Way With The Role. If I'm Going To Be A Villainous Wrestler, I Believe In Going All The Way With It And Not Breaking Character And Not Giving Away To The Audience That I'm Playing A Role. I Believe In Playing It Straight To The Hilt.

Pure Entertainment Is Not An Egotistical Lady Singing Boring Songs Onstage For Two Hours And People In Tuxes Clapping Whether They Like It Or Not. It's The Real Performers On The Street Who Can Hold People's Attention And Keep Them From Walking Away.

That Was Part Of The Whole Original Concept. We Were Thinking, It's Off-season, Let's Do A Really Fun, Local-oriented Event, Raise Money For Good Causes And Bring Some Music To The Valley.

As They Say In My Country, The Only Thing That Separates Us From The Animals Is Mindless Superstition And Pointless Ritual.