If I Look Confused It Is Because

Tell Them To Stand Closer Apart.

Spare No Expense To Make Everything As Economical As Possible.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

A Bachelor's Life Is No Life For A Single Man.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.