If I Hear Another Line Dance Song

I Think We Have To Have Capital Punishment, I Think There Has To Be Something To Contain Certain People. Those Deterrents I Think Are Necessary, Especially In Prison. You Can Threaten People For Just So Long, But They Can Flip You Off And Do What They Want To; But Not If They Have To Die. I Hate It, Though, The Thought Of The Death Penalty Is Terrible, But It's Completely Necessary.

Well, I'm Kinda Like George Carlin. I Think That There Ought To Be A Time Where Everybody Should Have All The Drugs They Want And There'd Be Nobody In Charge, Sort Of Like... Now!

This Is America. We're Proud. We're Not Afraid Of A Bunch Of Terrorists. But This Government Is All About Terror Alerts And Scaring Us At Airports. We're Changing The Constitution Out Of Fear. We Spend All Our Time Looking Up Each Other's Dresses. Fear's The Only Issue The Republican Party Has. Vote For Them, Or The Terrorists Will Win. That's Not What Reagan Was About. I Hate To Think About Our Soldiers Over In Iraq Fighting For A Country That's Slipping Away.

There's Just A Few People That Call Themselves Stars Can Actually Sit Down With A Guitar And Sing You A Song.

The One True Friend I Thought I'd Found, Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down.