If I Hear Another Line Dance Song

Guitar Playing Is Very Important To Me. It's Like Golf To Some Other People; It's Important To Me That I Play Good.

Sometimes If You Get 'em Too Drunk They Don't Pay No Attention To What You're Doin' Anyways, So You Might As Well Just Do Old Songs. But If You Get One That's Paying Attention, Sometimes We'll Do Some New Material.

I Haven't Had Any Problems With My Back Since I Got The Foot Surgery.

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.