If I Hear Another Line Dance Song

Back When The Country Was Strong, Back Before Elvis And Before The Vietnam War Came Along.

It Makes My Wife Mad, You Know, She Wants Me To Stay Home All The Time. But Its What I've Done All My Life And I Think When I Quit Doing It I'll Probably Go Away Pretty Quick.

When I Grew Up There Wasn't Air-conditioning Or Anything Of That Nature, And This Old Car Had A Wall Thickness Of About Ten Inches. So We Had A Little Warmer House In The Winter And A Little Cooler In The Summer.

The Guitar's Not All That Expensive Either, When You Compare It To Gettin' A Toothpulled Or Something.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been A Friendly Divorce.