If I Hadn't Had The Experience Of

I Became A Big Kings Fan, And Then Later On My Hometown Of Ottawa Got A Team, So Then I Was Very, Very Torn. I Just Love Both Of Those Teams Very Much.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

There Are Two Ways To Go When You Hit That Crossroads In Your Life: There Is The Bad Way, When You Sort Of Give Up, And Then There Is The Really Hard Way, When You Fight Back. I Went The Hard Way And Came Out Of It Okay. Now, I'm Sitting Here And Doing Great.

The Goal Is To Have To Do The Shot Again Because The Camera Guy Shook A Little Bit As He Was Laughing. Without That Happening, I'm Not Happy Because There's Nothing Better For Me Than A World That Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.

So I'm Reading A Book On My New Ipad, But Can't The Ipad Read It For Me? Do I Have To Do Everything?