Like, My House Has A Nice View,

It's Not Foreign For Me To Be Talking About My Problems In Circles.

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.

There Are Two Ways To Go When You Hit That Crossroads In Your Life: There Is The Bad Way, When You Sort Of Give Up, And Then There Is The Really Hard Way, When You Fight Back. I Went The Hard Way And Came Out Of It Okay. Now, I'm Sitting Here And Doing Great.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.