Like, My House Has A Nice View,

So I'm Reading A Book On My New Ipad, But Can't The Ipad Read It For Me? Do I Have To Do Everything?

I Am Fine With The Fact That Some Of My Hair Is Gray. If It Was All Gray Overnight, That Would Be A Scary Thing.

Chandler's The Guy Everybody Thinks Will Do Well With Women, But He Thinks Too Much And Says The Wrong Thing.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

I'm Just Glad That The Whole John Wayne Persona Of A Man Is Sort Of Old School Now, Because I'd Never Be Able To Do That. If That Was The Going Rate Today, I Wouldn't Be Working.