If I Had Been Busted For Drugs

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

The Thing I Would Like Most To Leave Behind Is To Be Remembered For Trying Hard.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

The Greatest Competitor Was Bob Gibson. He Worked So Fast Out There And He Always Had The Hood Up. He Always Wanted To Close His Own Deal. He Never Talked To You Because He Was Battling So Hard. I Sure As Hell Don't Miss Batting Against Him, But I Miss Him In The Game.

What's The Game Coming To? Evidently The Guys Making All These Rules Never Played The Game Of Baseball.