Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

The Thing I Would Like Most To Leave Behind Is To Be Remembered For Trying Hard.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.