If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

I Don't Have Wild Dogs Chasing People With Scripts Away From My Door. I Get My Share. I've Done Okay. But I Usually Do Independent Stuff Because That's Mostly What I'm Offered.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.