I've Finally Reached A Stage In My

I Paused For A Light At Hamilton And Twlfth And Noticed The Nissan Was Running Rough At Idle. Two Blocks Later It Backfired And Stalled. I Coaxed It Into The Center Of The City. Ffft, Ffft, Ffft, Kapow! Ffft, Ffft, Ffft, Kapow! A Trans Am Pulled Up Next To Me At A Light. The Trans Am Was Filled With High School Kids. One Of Them Stuck His Head Out Of The Passenger-side Window. "hey Lady," He Said. "sounds Like You Got A Fartmobile." I Flipped Him An Italian Goodwill Gesture And Pulled The Ball Cap Low On My Forehead. (three To Get Deadly)

I Wasn’t Sure Anymore What Made A Good Marriage. There Had To Be Love, Of Course, But There Were So Many Different Kinds Of Love. And Clearly, Some Love Was More Enduring Than Others.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

Everyone Knows That If You Buy Chocolate With Spare Change, Then The Calories Don't Count.

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.